"Santa's bald underneath that hat, you know," my six-year-old announced this evening.
He is? I didn't know that! You'd think by now, at my age, I mean, I'm even a Certified Santa's Helper and everything! And I had no clue.
"Yep, that's why he wears the hat all the time. It gets pretty cold up there."
Just one more example of the parade passing me by. What would I ever do without my kids to set me straight?