Pumpkin: Mom, can I have a pink lemonade stand today?
Mom: We don't have any pink lemonade.
Pumpkin: So make some! I'm gonna charge $2 a cup.
Mom: That better be a really big cup.
Pumpkin: These ARE big cups (shows 5 oz dixie cup)
Mom: Who's going to buy it at that price?
Pumpkin: You will!
Peanut: My box came! Now I can sell my Fart Bomb bags and make some money! Pumpkin, how much money do you have?
Mom: Let your brother try out a couple for free. OUTSIDE! Go sell them to other people's kids.
Peanut: Okay, I can sell some to Nice Girl and Pretty Girl and Brother and Sister next door ...
Mom: How about selling them to kids whose parents don't know where to find me?
(just doing my part to support the economy)
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At first glance my eyes read that he was going to make pink pumpkin lemonade. I need a holiday!
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